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  FRATE E PLIN INTERNETUL ASTA DE BLOGGERI.printre care ma aflu si eu.DAR CEI MAI MULTI SUNT IDIOTI. MULTI VOR SA ARATE CA EI SE DUC LA MARE DE 1 MAI SI IN TOT SEZONUL VERII. UNII VOR SA ARATE CA SI-AU LUAT TRICOU ARMANI SAU VERSACE.
ALTII VOR SA ARATE CA AU PRIMIT CADOU  UN AUDI A 8 DE LA PARINTI. UNII VOR SA ARATE CA AU GAGICI BUNE CU CARE IES LA UN SUC. ALTII VOR SA ARATE CA SUNT SMECHERI SI CA NIMENI NU E CA EI ATUNCI CAND STAU IN PIELEA GOALA. UNII VOR SA ARATE CAT DE PROSTI DE SUNT .

INTREBARE…..CE INSEAMNA SA FII SMECHER?
SA AI TOTUL PREGATIT DE LA PARINTI,,,SI SA TE SPARGI IN FIGURI
SA TE FACI PITIPOANCA SI SA UMBLI CU CU ASTIA CARE TOTUL PREGATIT DE LA PARINTI?

SA NU AI NIMIC ….SI SA MUNCESTI PENTRU ORICE SUC PE CARE IL BEI SI PENTRU ORICE SANVIS DE 2 LEI PE CARE IL MANANCI. SA TE STRADUI SI SA AJUNGI ABIA PE LA 30 DE ANI SA AI SI TU O MASINA SMECHERA SI O GAGICA CARE SA UMBLE DUPA TINE. SAU SA AI UNA CARE DOAR TE IUBESTE???? DAR ASTA NU MAI E LA MODA FRATE NU?

CA SI FATA…..CU CINE AI STA? CU UNU CARE ARE TOTUL FARA SA FACA NIMIC SAU CU UNUL CARE MUNCESTE SA AIBA TOTUL.DAR O SA-L AIBA MAI TARZIU

STAI CA SA IUBESTI SAU CA SA TE LAFAI???

 MIRCEA BADEA VA FACE O CAMPANIA IMPOTRIVA SEDENTARISMULUI. VREA SA ATRAGA CAT MAI MULTI CETATENI SA ALERGE ALATURI DE EL.

FELICITARI DIN PARTEA MEA!!

O CAMPANIE FOARTE INTERESANTA. SUNT CURIOS SA VAD SI CAT SUCCES VA AVEA.

 SA VINA CAT MAI MULTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  Am un prieten care a divortat de sotia lui dupa 5 ani de casatorie. Ea l-a lasat pentru ca si-a data seama ca a facut o greseala cand s-a maritat cu acest baiat.

   Astea au fost cuvintele: “Mi-am dat seama ca am facut o greseala ca m-am maritat cu el”

Acum, eu vreau sa fac un comentariu pe text. Pe acest text.

 Esti o zdreanta faaaaaaa!!!!  

 Cat a fost maritat cu el….ea nu a muncit deloc. Acum dupa ce s-a despartit si-a luat si masina si e si contabila dar nu o mai fute nimeni.

 Esti zdreanta faaaaaa!!!!

 De ce l-ai lasat? Nu ca si-a dat seama ca a facut o greseala. Pentru ca atunci, in momentul acela, il gasise pe unu care transporta marfa cu o duba. Si ala cu niste texte de taran sofer a prins-o in mrejele dragostei si i-a dat o muie mica in dubita. A zis ca gata ……a gasit pula vietii ei

 Esti o zdreanta faaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

  Prietenul meu a luat-o razna. Bea, se drogheaza, se fute in cur. E gay acum.A incercat si sa se sinucida.

  Esti o zdreanta faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

  Concluzia care e?

  EA e o zdreanta
  
 
  EL e un prost

  ALA CU DUBA eu un smecher

  EU sunt uimit

  VOI….pe voi va doare in pula despre chestia asta

 

2.

Do you agree with the idea that children should be raised by their grandparents? Why yes/no?

 

 

I think this is really an issue. In my oppinion children have to spent time with their grandparents.  And also the parents sometimes needs that. But i dont’t like how the question is formulated. And i can say that i dont’t agree that children „should be raised by their grandparents” . I don’t emphazis with the word „should”. Because if we use this word it means that parent’s job is only to born the child and then he should be raised by the grandparents. This means they don’t have to the nothing for that child after he is borned.

 

 

So, my oppinion is this. Grandparents should help the parents in raising the children. I am totally in with this . Everybody knows how hard it is to raise children especially when is the first one. Here is where we need the experience of the grandparents.

 

Let’s take my example. I ca not say I was a child raised by my grandparents, but we lived in the same house. From my grandma i learned to saw and to cook some specially kinds of food. When i was a little girl she always told me stories and she talked about my gran-grandparents achievements.

 

And from my grandfather i had to learn a lot.He tried to learn me to draw but when he saw that I am not that talented he was glad just to play chess and backgammon with me.

He was a very good man, hard – working man . He made a lot of interesting stuff in the house. I always liked to be near him when he was inventing something. Now everybody says about me I am a problem solver. I think because i spent so much my time with my grandfather and I learned from him everything. I learned how to find solutions to everything.

 

Those kind of experience had a lot to do with the way i grew up. It helped me emotionally . I think every child needs that. A grandparent near him, especially those days when our parents are getting busier and busier. We need someone close to spend our childhood and to talk about our new esperiences in life as we grow up.

 

 

Relating to the natural environment the child develops the ability to adapt more flexible, he increases the degree of responsibility still at an early age, and many experiences can enrich the knowledge and skills.

 

 

 

Well, the good news is that along with the grandparents children have a new chance in life . They grow up near mature people who have passed through many trials of life and look at problems with serenity.

They know that most of them are solved in time, nothing is irreversible and that any improvements can occur in their lives and children’s.

 

 

So I think grandparents should participate at raisinig the children along with the parents. And I also think that without grandparents , is very hard.

1.

We are becoming overwhelmingly dependent on computers. Is this dependence on computers a good

thing or should we be more suspicious of their benefits? Give arguments and examples to support

your ideas.

 

 

 

 

I agree with this oppinion. Everybody knows that we are dependent on computers, espacially the one with internet access. I think that  this dependence is good because we are living in the speed century so everyone needs to have access  at all the information they need. Computers are used everywhere: schools, factories, firms..etc.

 

Computers helps you a lot. It holds in his memory whatever you want and how much you want. Let’s take for example a pupil who is preparing for an important exam in his life such asa the „bacalaureat” . Think about how many subjectsmatter they have to learn.

In this case the computers helps them a lot . The folders that they can creat gives them the possibility to arange all those subjects more easly for them. They can send eachother e-mails  or homeworks or any other files that is necessary to help them acomplish a task.

 

 

I also think that commerce is improved by the the usage of the computers. Just think about all that programs that helps the clerks or the salesmen to lighten they calcules .

It helps them earning time and getting things better. Those are just some examples in wich I trust and I belive that this dependence of computers that everybody talks about, is a good thing.

 Before i finish I want to remind another important aspect. As we all know and see, the best paied jobs are the jobs in IT . Because computers represents the future. So we have to accentuate our antetion more and more on this aspect . The computers helps us a lot and our children .

 

As a conclusion I can say that we depend of computers . And my examples back this afirmation of mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQREuc7JX8

http://www.succesdublu.ro/index.php/2009/02/lucruri-pe-care-nu-le-inveti-la-scoala/

      De ce suntem prinsi intre pat-job-banca?  Din pat te ridici ca sa te duci la job-la job te duci ca sa te duci la banca sa cotizezi-de la banca te duci la job inapoi ca sa ai posibilitatea sa te intorci in pat.

      De ce te duci sa faci o facultate?  Ca sa iti iei un job mai bun. Mai bine platit. Sa cotizezi mai mult la banca si sa dormi intr-un pat mai mare. Poate mai mare ca ala din camin.

      De ce esti un fraier? Pentru faci toate astea. Lucrezi  si produci pentru altii(job), ii platesti pe aia de la banci si investesti intr-un pat.

      De ce scriu aici pe blogul asta? Pentru ca ma smt bine, imi place ca ma descarc…..etc.

      De ce nu mai zici nimic? Pentru ca nu mai am ce deocamdata!!

    A fost odata ca niciodata o casa imensa. In ea stateau trei cacanari.Badea, Morar si Buzdugan.Cel mai cacanar dintre ei era Badea pentru ca el il pupa in cur ca un sclav ce era pe stapanul sau de cate 2 ori pe zi. O data la radio si o data la tv. Dupa un timp si Morar s-a luat dupa el. El intotdeauna si-a dorit sa fie cel mai cacanar. Si incetul cu incetul a reusit. 

    Ei, cei trei cacanari, aveau niste rivali care il tot injurau pe stapanul lor,pe regele lor . Noua lor misiune era sa scape de acesti rivali si sa atraga omenirea de partea regelui sau. Pentru ca idealul regelui celor 3 cacanari era sa fie de fapt regele tuturor ……..Dar idiotul nu se gandea ca nu toata lumea e cacanara ca astia trei. Principala calitate a unui cacanar era faptul ca avea absolvita facultatea de pupat in cur cu o medie maxima. Mai exista si pupincuristi mai mici. Genul pupincuristilor de uzina, de fabrica, de magazine….etc. Dar ma rog astia sunt slabuti. E ca si cum eu am terminat Cambridge si tu ai terminat profesionala. Cam asta e diferenta dintre un pupincurist cu medie maxima si unul de duzina. Cei trei cacanari aveau pupincurismul in sange. Se nascusera pentru asta. Si o aratau la toata lumea.

    Intr-un timp aparuse o noua moda: Audienta. Prin asta se numarau pupincurelile. Badea era mereu pe primul loc. Avea un stil aparte. Pupa atat de bine in cur incat el lucra singur,iar ceilalti doi cacanari lucrau impreuna si tot nu reuseau sa pupe mai bine in cur ca el.

    Era perfect!

     Unul din dusmanii regelui celor cacanari era CNA (CurNeAtins). De fiecare data cand CNA lovea, cei trei cacanari aveau cate-o intalnire cu regele lor: “Atacati, salvati-ma” ordona regele
                                                                          “DA puputi-am curu tau de rege” raspundeau cacanarii

     Cei trei cacanari sunt foarte sus acum. Sunt cei mai buni in ceea ce fac. Felicitari!!!!

     Concluzia: Cu cat pupi mai mult in cur cu atat ajungi cel mai sus, cu atat ajungi cel mai bun.Dar ai grija ce cur pupi. Ca si asta conteaza. Sa nu incepeti sa pupati asa orice cur.

                      CURUL PUPAT ITI DA O PAINE DE MANCAT

     Trist dar adevarat. Stiti de ce zice Badea ca traieste in Romania si asta ii ocpua tot timpul nu?

Pentru ca fundul regelui sau e foarte mare frate….si ii trebuie o zi intreaga ca sa il pupe in totalitate, si cum el nu lasa lucrurile neterminate…………………..

http://www.cinemarx.ro/filme-2009/

  SUCCES DUBLU:  EX:  http://www.succesdublu.ro/index.php/2008/05/legile-simplitatii/

  BLOG.PROSPORT:  RADU BANCIU   EX: http://blog.prosport.ro/radu_banciu/

  BLOG DE OPINII DESTEPTE         EX: http://bloguleditorialelor.blogspot.com/2007/06/cristina-tudor-popescu-de-ce-ziaristul.html

  SERBAN HUIDU  :    EX:   http://www.serbanhuidu.ro/2009/vacanta-2/#more-1269

  MIHAI BENDEAC :   EX: http://mihaibendeac.wordpress.com/2008/12/30/cum-fac-sex-oamenii-din-jur/